I got home later in the evening and found Bean outside playing all by her lone-some....so I thought. I tried to get her to come in the house only to be awarded by clawing and an attempt to bite. So in I went and out Bean stayed. No sooner had I entered the house and I remembered the road and the coyotes that had been howling every night and went back out to rescue her. I went out and discovered she was in the company of another cat. I could hear them but I couldn't see them. Great!
Never being a cat owner before I started bombarding Justin and our neighbor Dan with questions (which I answered to put myself at ease...)
Do you think the coyotes will get her? (I bet she is faster than the coyotes.)
What about a car? (Well its late no cars will come down the road)
Do you think she will get fleas? Rabies? (No its too cold)
Do you think she will get knocked up? (No, she is too young)
What are the signs that she is in heat? to which they replied cats start getting really vocal and anxious, they start acting all crazy.....(just like Bean has lately!....!*$#)
Bean stayed out all night and all morning because she was no where to be found. I had NIGHTMARES all night. Nightmares that I was being taken over by Cats and Kittens. Nightmares that I was being taken over by Kittens and Cats and Coyotes. Nightmares that Bean was going to be a mom. Nightmares that Bean was going to have the biggest litter in world history and Justin was going to want to keep them...ALL!
When Justin went out this morning he found her huddled in the barn shivering...He brought her in and she slept all day long, she barely moved....She looked just like this...
Like she had a rough night....
I have failed as a health teacher....my own kitten is more than likely knocked up. Place your orders now folks the buns will be ready in about 4 months...
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