Do not tell me that you don't love Peonies....
because I LOVE them
I love them A LOT
I love them like I love ice cream....
but more.
The best idea that I tried for my wedding was to cut ALL of the peonies out of my garden to save them for the wedding.
So I went out early spring and cut EVERY single tight bud that there was.
It made my garden very ugly
because lets face it
peonies are the best part of a garden.
I love peonies in gardens.
Then I wrapped the bunches of peony balls in newspaper and put them in a cooler.
And this is the very important part....
Each night you look to the moon (because the peonies in the cooler are also looking at the same moon at the same time)
and you say to the peonies...
"I love you little peonies, stay strong for the wedding"
"because I am too cheep to buy more flowers"
And those peonies hear you
and they stay strong.
And then you go with your Aunt Kay Kay face the day before your wedding to the cooler and you take out your precious peonies.
and you look to the sun (because it is during the daytime) and you say
"open wide you beautiful peony, you smell so good"
"You better open wide little peony because I need YOU"
AND THEY DO!
and it makes you the happiest girl alive because
I don't know if I have mentioned this yet....
But
I
LOVE
PEONIES!
Really great peony information here.
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