Not a real farmer...

 I was lucky enough to have this guy for a while on his 4th birthday 

but I got double lucky that Auntie Kimmie could come along and witness all of the crazy things that came out of that child's mouth. 

It was exhausting.

I wish that I had a tape recorder going the entire afternoon. 

As his Godmother I felt obligated to really spoil him on his birthday

so I made cupcakes

to which he said

"Can I put some fun things on them?"

apparently white cupcakes with white frosting

are

not

cool....

DUH

 

 

Tye also got to go to McDonalds for a VEEEnilla milkshake...

not VAnilla 

but VEEEnilla. 

He also wanted the toy and chicken nuggets---

but not the french fries

and definitely

NOT A HAPPY MEAL 

But when he got his happy meal it was not OK for anyone else to eat the french fries--go figure. 

 

Then he got to go to the farm and drive the big farm tractor with Uncle Justin. 

This picture made me cry

Why you ask?

Because when my husband holds a child 

I turn to a big pile of mush 

So...

Weird... 

 

And then after a little bathroom break... 

 

Tye picked peaches for the very first time 

These were his directions:

1. Never pick any peaches off of the ground

2. Gently take the peach and twist it until it comes off the tree

3. Gently place the peach in the basket so that you don't bruise the peaches

Then what does Auntie Kimmie do?

DROP a peach in the basket 

PSShhh 

amateurs 

Riding in the front seat through the farm 

 Then Driving through the farm

 Like a crazy man

 No wonder he said he was going to barf on his way home.

And the highlight of my day is when our conversation went a little bit like this:

Tye: Aunt Carrie I want to see your animals

Me: Well, Stu and Tator and Bean are at my house.

Tye: Who are they?

Me: The dog and cats

Tye: Noooo Aunt Carrie, I want to see all your animals

Me: Uncle Tye that is all my animals

Tye: Aunt Carrie I want to see the pigs

Me: Well we don't have any pigs

Tye: Well real farmers have pigs 

 Face

 I got told.  

Thanks for joining us and taking pictures Auntie Kimmie!